B3ta Picture Posts by haberman

Is this a badger I see before me, the hindquarters toward my hand? Come, let me shop thee!
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight?
Or art thou but a badger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the b3ta-oppressed brain?

(C) for competition entries
Bold for my best pictures (in my opinion)
Name links are to just the image, the numbered links return the picture, caption, and b3ta messageboard replies etc.

Tools used: Gimp, XV, Xfig, Google image search. Sketches are done using Sketches-of-Q on my Zaurus.

Competition pictures

  1. An adventure for Terry Wogans wig: ID cardpolitics @ 1251461; Wigging out for Jesus @ 1275792
  2. A shite movie based on a shite song: Frankie goes to Hollywood "Welcome to the Lemmydome" @ 1291081; Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds "The Mercy Seat" @ 1314856; Wet Wet Wet "Love is all around" @ 1316915
  3. Celebrity Zoo Inmate: Big Brother See 1359351
  4. If Cats ruled the world: Witness The Power of this Woolly Operational Battle Station ... @ 1398077 Year Zero @ 1398204
  5. When baddies turn good B3TA: Front Page!. See 1429639.
  6. The B3ta book of records: Blunkett-Dalek and ID cards See 1531556.
  7. What I found in my Kinder Egg: Giraffes See 1614964.
  8. A new use for children Homes for giraffe larvae: See 1678372.
  9. Double Take Out of Order (repost, smaller) See 1788299.
  10. Shop The Clan Klu Klux Kaeda: See 1846352.
  11. Prequels: Charlies Angles @ 1890665; Loss of Gravity @ 1894701.
  12. Ninjas: Ninja the vida loca @ 2100320; Hiding on the plains of Africa @ 2101475.
  13. Budget Cuts: Tonys Dome @ 2138860; Cut-price Security @ 2150509;
  14. Local News: Prue Lewarne @ 2163892;
  15. The Face: Mars @ 2178889; Mace @ ;
  16. 100% Fact!: The earwig @ 2203032;
  17. Rubbish Bond Gadgets: The Ring @ 2314900;
  18. The Drugs Do Work: Physics @ 2408698
  19. National Suicide Week: Now Single + New Ginger @ 2482443; Duck people @ Thread 2519775
  20. Inanimate Sex: A night you won't forget @ Thread 2668827
  21. Crap tribute bands: Stereophobics @ Thread 2732846
  22. Zombies: The Soylent Sense @ Thread 2763346; ferrerocerebrae @ Thread 2775889
  23. GLOOTS! - co-joined product innovation: Nescafe SuGold @ Thread 2974861
  24. If the commies had won the cold war: Tractor @ Thread 3086075; Throw Poppa from the train @ Thread 3114754;
  25. Things you wouldn't want to see in hospital Brain Witch (rp) @ Thread 3202043; Elephant blood (rp) @ Thread 3207875;
  26. Corporate rebranding: Toys'r'us ... @ Thread 3324788; Daewoo(l) @ Thread 3331070;
  27. When the laws of physics pack up: Mushroom cloud (rp) @ Thread 3347067
  28. Visions of the Future: circa 1950: Eye Nearby @ Thread 3435229
  29. Make up stuff to sell on Ebay: The auction will not be televised @ Thread 3483025
  30. What superheroes do on their day off: Sapphire and Steel @ Thread 3563630
  31. Illustrated Spam: Buy Meds Thru us! @ Thread 3621564
  32. If Magic Was Real: Department of Mathemagics @ Thread 3670510
  33. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: Comic Serif @ Thread 3709738
  34. Bob Ross: Bleurgh @ Thread 3733852
  35. Boris Johnson World: head Swinger @ 3758822
  36. Add one word to film titles: The Long Goodbye (Porkpie) @ 3865095; Eight Mile (Plains) @ 3866151; Smash (the) Palace @ 3866487

Shoppery

  1. Waterfoul: the Feathered Death. @ 1209503
  2. No Spoon!: Inspired by this mornings events... @ 1336281
  3. The Face of Mars: @ 1405084
  4. A Dalek for seeing over walls. @ 1541044
  5. Elephant Gun @ 1633662
  6. A well known phrase @ 1653688
  7. Helicopter Meme meets Giraffe @ 1768370
  8. Quantum Physics for Dummies @ 1776457
  9. World Championship Athletics Shot Put @ 1849297; Decathlon @ 1849429
  10. Heisenberg 5 miles? @ 1890846
  11. Ducks! @ 2031141
  12. Feral goat @ 2089481
  13. Duck people @ 2099665
  14. Sheep! @ 2158254
  15. More Sheep! @ 2197151. Also older version with different eyes, @ 2195506
  16. Solar Surfer @ 2219607
  17. Power of the Spirit World @ 2228864
  18. The Ring vs Surfer @ 2310715
  19. Jesus says: I Will Survive: @ 2396464; rp @ 3010480; which was inspired by 2395622
  20. Moomin with lemur eyes @ 2461660; a (perhaps) scarier moomin
  21. Evening Non-Standard @ 2556436 @ 2515879
  22. Mouse Buttons @ 2535787
  23. OK Lahoma @ 2556012
  24. Millenium Turtle @ 2556551; Front Page! @ Thread 2679264
  25. Giraffe Surfer @ Thread 2597154
  26. Alert! @ Thread 2680410
  27. Is this a badger I see before me? @ Thread 2708347; variant banana @ Thread 2710738
  28. Brain Witches @ Thread 2722927
  29. Cyber-Grebe @ Thread 2736696 rp 2738442
  30. New ecological niche @ Thread 2740187, rp 2754438
  31. iClaudius @ Thread 2778231
  32. iiCaptain @ Thread 2787360
  33. Crocodiles @ Thread 2807067
  34. Heron Stigmata @ Thread 2827022
  35. Swanthropomorphize @ Thread 2848454
  36. See him try to cross the street @ Thread 2856656
  37. iPod equation @ Thread 2894819
  38. 3D BT tower @ Thread 3258654
  39. Giraffe head swap @ Thread 3276074
  40. Beartse @ Thread 3338143
  41. An unbearable lightness of beekeeing @ Thread 3385388
  42. Saturn Surfer (Cassini-Huygens) @ 3403321
  43. Motel Room @ 3447543; see b3ta-motel.ephrine.com.
  44. Ducat/DuckHat @ 3456152
  45. Landspong simple @ 3463541; anim @ 3463841
  46. Civ Egg @ 3498738
  47. IImpure @ 3553780
  48. Marquis de Sadr @ 3611951
  49. Spongseal @ 3635772
  50. Tate Bottom @ 3737737, rp 3738783
  51. Bertie Basset @ 3769920
  52. a-contour @ 3826272
  53. GaAs @ 3826647
  54. John Peel @ 3870697
  55. Enter Ramadan @ 3955124
  56. Canada Water @ 3972918
  57. Police Station Motion @ 4132997
  58. Boo! @ 4145147
  59. A touch of Proust @ 4153758
  60. Circle-Spider Thread 4165225 @ 4165248

Sketches and drawings

  1. Hotel Room: @ 1337476
  2. Four giraffes in a train, animated: @ 1354985, 1609489, tiling 3961106
  3. Out of Order?: Noooo...! @ 1378238,
  4. A Pirate @ 1502768
  5. Angry Commuters, a spoof poster for the London Underground. @ 1564978, 1749803.
  6. Some numerical noise @ 1773420
  7. Gasping Fish: Breathe little fishes, breathe! @ 1779905
  8. (Nearly) Monochrome Snail @ 1806926
  9. Still Life @ 1813860
  10. CakeEating @ 1933492
  11. Desk Insect @ 2038299
  12. Cat Angel @ 2113437; also unaminated, @ 2113243;
  13. Doggy @ 2442517
  14. Square Elephant @ Thread 2999295
  15. Dead baby coots @ Thread 2999635
  16. Black Square @ 3761547
  17. Badger-Psi @ 3898216

Head Swingers

  1. Tony Blair Small BW @ 2182727 and bigger; Tiny Colour @ 2189925 and bigger;
  2. Anne Widdecome Tiny Colour @ 2316930 ;
  3. Michael Howard Tiny Colour @ 2372080 ;
  4. Saddam Hussein Medium Colour @ 3423719 ;
  5. Brian Blessed Colour @ 3714274 ;
  6. David Blunkett Fishtank @ 3722196 ;
  7. Boris Johnson @ 3758822

News/Media related pictures

  1. Colin Powell Goes to Europe: based on a BBC headline. @ 1009492
  2. Daniel: Inspired by the tedious pseudo-reality game show. @ 1121713
  3. Flight Warnings: based on a BBC headline. @ 1206067
  4. A Newsreader Dalek @ 1531389
  5. Ulysses S Grant and Beyonce - a gravedancing scandal has repercussions. @ 1590884
  6. Who betrayed Uday and Qusay? @ 1646065
  7. News Spoofage: Liberia @ 1742636
  8. Giraffentanamo Bay @ 1750130
  9. Weapon of Mass Destruction @ 1807538
  10. Death of Edward Teller, also badgerised, and also badger/mushroom, and @ 1944919, 1944957, 1947271
  11. Iraqi Policeman @ 2006368
  12. Blunket Speech @ 2330089
  13. Bush Visit
    1. Part 1 @ 2352518
    2. Part 2 @ 2353141
  14. Michael Howard with Lemur Eyes @ 2447546
  15. A new Australian sponsor @ Thread 2596883
  16. Burma makes her escape @ Thread 2668014
  17. Death of Janet Frame @ Thread 2687887
  18. The Quo in Iraq @ Thread 2979690
  19. Killing of Berg @ Thread 3175437
  20. Hamza Orange @ Thread 3251734
  21. Blunkett-Wogan @ Thread 3418059; Meier-Blunkett @ Thread 3419236; BinLunkett @ Thread 3424578; Blunkusconi @ 3830242
  22. Mossad NZ-Passport case @ Thread 3467719
  23. Sven: Will he get the sack? @ Thread 3520077; The Sven who loved me @ Thread 3573281;
  24. Blunkett's Cock: ID card @ Thread 3553996; Handcuffs @ Thread 3584852;
  25. Preparing for ... Fascism @ Thread 3592874; Adultery @ Thread 3601053;
  26. ID Card swipe @ 3821447
  27. Climate-Die @ 3904315
  28. Falam(erican) Girl @ 3946465
  29. Tesco Value Sympathy @ 4122649
  30. Compet Tempel-1 @ 4146292

Junk pictures

  1. Prawn to be Alive: a quick hack in keeping with a blizzard of prawn postings. @ 1539325
  2. The end is neigh, a quickly hacked and not terribly innovative animation of a bandwagon. @ 1557827
  3. I've got a loverly band of choco-ducks. @ 1585471
  4. Electric Coat - random variation. @ 1593979; also animated, @ 2112516;
  5. Jesus+Sooty - random cross threading. @ 1599280
  6. Quantum Mug - bandwagon of the day. @ 1897618
  7. A New Biography. @ 1981423
  8. Half the Fear. @ 2081439
  9. Tesco Value: Value @ 2145270; Infinity @ 2150564
  10. Bourbon Domo. @ Thread 2402964
  11. AS Priest @ Thread 2428114
  12. Red Eyed Pig @ Thread 2428233
  13. Pig Crater @ 2429060
  14. Bush-Hussein @ Thread 2498252
  15. googleaudio @ Thread 2596584
  16. locker66 @ Thread 2617848
  17. williscat @ Thread 2622388
  18. nightinthedog @ Thread 2677421
  19. Little Zeb with lemur eyes @ Thread 2722552
  20. Hamza eats pie! @ Thread 3005622
  21. Random screen grab @ Thread 3010158
  22. Volleyball diff @ Thread 3464034
  23. Blobcad @ 3819090
  24. Horse(y) @ 3825144